We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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