sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
i came on her dog
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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