I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
ttyl tear gas
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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