Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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