Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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