yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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