Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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