pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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