I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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