You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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