smell my finger.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
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