If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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