one two three fourrrrnication!
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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