She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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