i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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