She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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