if you like me you must not know who I am
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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