I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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