So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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