At least make sure they are 18
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Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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