I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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