In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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