marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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