So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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