in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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