You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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