When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
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