How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Randomize
