Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
high people should be assigned attendants
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Found the puke drawer
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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