Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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