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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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