But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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