girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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