do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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