Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Just invented taco cereal.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize