ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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