a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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