If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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