he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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