hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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