pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
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