Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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