I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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