I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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