Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Don't make out with my wife yet
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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