it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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