Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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