That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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