There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Holy sore nipples Batman
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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