I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
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