Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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