I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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