So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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