are you so shy because you have an std?
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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