Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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