I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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